i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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