Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Randomize
