ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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