You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
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Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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