I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
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My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
And my parents said I crawled through the house
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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