What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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