woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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