That's intense
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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