If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i will never coherently bang her
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
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