Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
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I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?