Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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