hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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