and my herpes radar will keep us safe
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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