if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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