1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
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it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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