i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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