So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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