This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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