there was a trapeze. enough said
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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