I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Randomize
