why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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