ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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