you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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