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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Are you okay?

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it

  (917): View more from New York City

  the suitcase or the dildo?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry

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• (718): View more from New York

  Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can

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