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How's tricks little girl?

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Trix are for kids, old man.

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He asked to "fluff my boner.."

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We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.

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Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award

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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook

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This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?

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(347): View more from New York

triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?

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(815): View more from Illinois

HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.

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He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.

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