sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
These 23 People Prove You Don’t Have To Be A 10 To Be Good In Bed
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
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I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.