what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
He better not be in your backpack
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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