so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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