i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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