the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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