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(707): View more from California

I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits

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(386): View more from Florida

You going to midnight mass? we need a dd

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(310): View more from California

based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment

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(251): View more from Alabama

He managed to light the Jello on fire...

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.

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(703): View more from Virginia

The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo

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(303): View more from Colorado

No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.

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(425): View more from Washington

It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.

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