it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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