i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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