i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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