Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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