Non-Jews are for practice
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
it's great music for shaving your balls
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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