I need help removing her.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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