Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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