I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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