Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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