you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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