After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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