i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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