I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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