It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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