Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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