Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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