my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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