So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
why is half of my head shaved?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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