What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
