His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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