margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I love black thongs
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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