Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
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I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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