kristin has been a bad kristin
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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