Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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