Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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