i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
why does every cop we meet know your name?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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