ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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