I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
My vagina just recognized that song.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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