If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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