I hate all girls vehemently.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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