You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
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